Do you boys know how hard it is to fit a throbbing cock into workout shorts? Maybe I can get of you to “spot” me.
Conan has nothing on me! All the boys will fear my Wangus Kahn! Now, how good are you at handling “pole arms”?
Hands up, pants down! I learned this little trick from Captain Kirk. You ever heard of a Vulcan cock meld?
It’s all about the cosmic love and stuff. http://ow.ly/vjAVl How about you show some love all along MY watchtower?
My mom’s uterus… you?
It’s my patriotic duty to stroke this star spangled banner until I see fireworks. You want some of my apple pie?