Wendy Summers - Dildos and Dragons
Do you boys know how hard it is to fit a throbbing cock into workout shorts? Maybe I can get of you to “spot” me.

Do you boys know how hard it is to fit a throbbing cock into workout shorts? Maybe I can get of you to “spot” me.

Conan has nothing on me! All the boys will fear my Wangus Kahn!  Now, how good are you at handling “pole arms”?

Conan has nothing on me! All the boys will fear my Wangus Kahn! Now, how good are you at handling “pole arms”?

Admit it, I’d have made such a better Peg Bundy. But that’s not air my “head” is full of.

Admit it, I’d have made such a better Peg Bundy. But that’s not air my “head” is full of.

Hands up, pants down! I learned this little trick from Captain Kirk. You ever heard of a Vulcan cock meld?

Hands up, pants down! I learned this little trick from Captain Kirk. You ever heard of a Vulcan cock meld?

It’s all about the cosmic love and stuff. http://ow.ly/vjAVl  How about you show some love all along MY watchtower?

It’s all about the cosmic love and stuff. How about you show some love all along MY watchtower?

Look at me getting a talking to for acting like a slut. What do YOU do with naughty tranny sluts?

Look at me getting a talking to for acting like a slut. What do YOU do with naughty tranny sluts?

Love ur blog! I'd suck u dry every day! Where u from?

My mom’s uterus… you?

Look at what a tasty little treat I got my hands on. Want a taste?

Look at what a tasty little treat I got my hands on. Want a taste?

It’s my patriotic duty to stroke this star spangled banner until I see fireworks.  You want some of my apple pie?

It’s my patriotic duty to stroke this star spangled banner until I see fireworks.  You want some of my apple pie?

Yarrr! I be the dread pirate wendy and I’m here to skuttle yer booty with me long gun  Who be walkin’ me plank?

Yarrr! I be the dread pirate wendy and I’m here to skuttle yer booty with me long gun  Who be walkin’ me plank?