Everyone always said I was a cunning linguist. Practice makes perfect. Want to practice our french(ing)?
Can you? Do you have bad knees or something that you’re not sure? All I can say is you better be in good shape… I have a tendency to break my toys.
I’m from my mom’s uterus, as much as she’d like to deny it.
I’ve been staring at my asshole and trying to come up with something witty to say. Any suggestions?
I don’t just have junk in my trunk, I’ve got a tractor trailer for this ass. Wanna get in a rear end collision?
PIC: Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you access to my hard disk I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.
PIC: The only thing better than a book about naughty adventures is to have one. How about we write our own story.
PIC: See how patriotic I am? I’m red, white, and just blew my load in my panties. Why don’t you salute my flag pole.