Wendy Summers - Dildos and Dragons
I admit that I’m a bit of a screamer But I promise, when I’m done, you’ll be a creamer.

I admit that I’m a bit of a screamer But I promise, when I’m done, you’ll be a creamer.

Butter my buns and call me a pastry. Because this tart is getting a one hell of a jam filling tonight.

Butter my buns and call me a pastry. Because this tart is getting a one hell of a jam filling tonight.

Lets just say my couches have seen quite a bit.  Maybe you could pushin’ my coushin’ and give them another story.

Lets just say my couches have seen quite a bit. Maybe you could pushin’ my coushin’ and give them another story.

So, which do you go for first? The needy tranny cock or the eager little hole? Choose wisely!

So, which do you go for first? The needy tranny cock or the eager little hole? Choose wisely!

See, I wear white to trick the boys into thinking I’m sweet and innocent.  But they all end up sucking this.

See, I wear white to trick the boys into thinking I’m sweet and innocent. But they all end up sucking this.

When you’re a hammer…  Every hole starts looking good to nail?

When you’re a hammer… Every hole starts looking good to nail?

Don’t Mondays suck?  Do you know the only thing better at sucking than a Monday?

Don’t Mondays suck? Do you know the only thing better at sucking than a Monday?

Oh, you think you’re a gamer? Lets see if you push any buttons when you’re handling my joystick.

Oh, you think you’re a gamer? Lets see if you push any buttons when you’re handling my joystick.

Sometimes I like to get in touch with nature.  Something about feeling a thick piece of wood in my hands…

Sometimes I like to get in touch with nature. Something about feeling a thick piece of wood in my hands…

Don’t worry babe, my backdoor Trojan won’t do any real damage. I’m almost ready to export packets into your port

Don’t worry babe, my backdoor Trojan won’t do any real damage. I’m almost ready to export packets into your port