Did you know there’s loads of ways you can help me… Primarily by giving me yours. Wanna help a girl out?
Half past the monkey’s ass quarter to his balls… Wouldn’t you rather look between my legs to tell the time?
Don’t let my flowing nightie fool you — there’s a show going on underneath Want to raise my curtain?
You want to suck my hard transsexual cock, don’t you? Open wide and let me slap this thick dick across your face and smear my pre-cum all over you.
PIC: Thankfully I found a plumber at this time of night. I’ve clearly sprung a leak #dripping