Well what do we have here? Looks like you boys really ARE happy to see me.
Just because I’m on my knees, it doesn’t mean I’m your bitch Do you really want me to beg for it?
When you’re not around, sometimes I need to take care of things on my own
This nightie just won’t stay up. Do you have something for me which will stay up? ;)
Sorry, I got started without you… I guess you’ll just have to make up for lost time.
I hate getting caught with my pants down. Want to get me prepared?
The problem with porn stars is their faces are hard to remember. But their ass sure can ring a bell.
You seem like a nice guy… You’d give me a reach around, right?
I assure you - Investing in me is a great idea. Would you like to examine my ASSets?
Did you know there’s loads of ways you can help me… Primarily by giving me yours. Wanna help a girl out?