Wendy Summers - Dildos and Dragons
Did you know there’s loads of ways you can help me… Primarily by giving me yours. Wanna help a girl out?

Did you know there’s loads of ways you can help me… Primarily by giving me yours. Wanna help a girl out?

Half past the monkey’s ass quarter to his balls… Wouldn’t you rather look between my legs to tell the time?

Half past the monkey’s ass quarter to his balls… Wouldn’t you rather look between my legs to tell the time?

We’re thinking about opening a deli together. Want to supply the meat for our sandwiches?

We’re thinking about opening a deli together. Want to supply the meat for our sandwiches?

This bunny’s got something down her rabbit hole.  Want to play Alice in Wonderland?

This bunny’s got something down her rabbit hole. Want to play Alice in Wonderland?

I’ve heard sex cures migraines - and I’ve got a doozy. Want to make a house call?

I’ve heard sex cures migraines - and I’ve got a doozy. Want to make a house call?

There’s nothing as invigorating as working out in the morning… one and two and one and two and…

There’s nothing as invigorating as working out in the morning… one and two and one and two and…

Don’t let my flowing nightie fool you — there’s a show going on underneath Want to raise my curtain?

Don’t let my flowing nightie fool you — there’s a show going on underneath Want to raise my curtain?

You want to suck my hard transsexual cock, don’t you?  Open wide and let me slap this thick dick across your face and smear my pre-cum all over you.

You want to suck my hard transsexual cock, don’t you?  Open wide and let me slap this thick dick across your face and smear my pre-cum all over you.

I’m a hands-on kind of girl. Want to see me get to work?

I’m a hands-on kind of girl. Want to see me get to work?

PIC: Thankfully I found a plumber at this time of night. I’ve clearly sprung a leak #dripping

PIC: Thankfully I found a plumber at this time of night. I’ve clearly sprung a leak